March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
168 posts
hello drunk
(775): Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
(512):
well, obviously he didn’t fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
(330): if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
he called up down one night
He wasn’t the first person to tell me that I was the cutest just before I fell asleep. This is the point where I turn nothing into something and torment myself. No one can tell me how to stop.
Mollie and I realized that we look like lesbians....
thewildnothings:
Despite my Maine hunting boots and manly strength and voice, no, I am not a lesbian.
I look forward to your drunk texts
(:
it's not creepy until you google him
niggasempai:
A dramatic reading of some girl on...
(508):
I don’t text first unless I’m hammered…so ya I text first a lot
(765):
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn’t have to post bail so often…
